The womens uninturrupted…

As per western mythalogy, world has populated from Adam and Eve……… they were the first who walked away in this lonely living planet…….& as per Hindu mythalogy, it was lord ‘Brahma’ who has created this world and every aspect of it…. he was the originator of human being…… Lord ‘Brahma’ probably had created men and women in euqal proportion….. & back in India, in Indian society, where the mens are the driving and dominat factor in family, were responsible to take every decision in family…… Indian societies are still haunted by castism, communal segregession, gender discrimination & this is one of the  factor, why India is not yet developed ……. Indian castism created many social rules for every category …… the severity of castism, was high but now days its getting bit milder in major cities….. In India, society is mainy categorised under Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishyas and Shudras……. each category is meant to perform certain social activities…… this social and gender descrimination made huge impact in overall social health and ultimately to social growth….. many emerging talents in lower castes, were suppressed to do their defined task only…. they were not allowed to do anything apart from their assigned duties…… and these kind of social caps, halt the nations growth ….. we are still developing country….still many villages in India are below poverty lines…..  India is shining only in major cities but, rest part of india is still struggling for basic needs…… 

Indian rural women

water and women ....

Womens in India, were always victim of typical conservative social mindset….. they were neither motivated nor supported by indian societies to grab good education to become independent….. many indian traditional concepts were forcing to tag them in certain social frames…. in one sense, they were much more exploited by social norms….still in few parts of India, womens are not encouraged to go for studies….. they are still meant to take care of their families only…. their inherent talent stands nowhere as those things will always get suprressed by the socities around them….. but now, due to globalisation, things are changing….. womens in india are getting directly and indirectly benefited by those social revolution, reforms…… men dominated societies are now acknowldeging women’s talents and now they are respecting their skills too…… as a result we can see, many indian women who have made thier footprints on global front like Sania Mirza, Indira Nuyee, Late Kalpana chawala, Sunita william, Aishwarya Rai……Womens are now getting promoted to follow their basic interest……this revolution is spreading from urban cities to small towns and villages…. India has just completed 6 decades since independence….though the growth rate of our nation is uncomparable with the countries like Germany, Japan, Singapore but now, we are civilised, we are now global so lot’s of pages are yet to be turned over ….Indians are standing tall in global arena and world will be more surprised with thier non-linear growth in future & no doubt womens will play a very significant role in it……… Dr. Abdul Kalam has visualised India in 2020… so hopefully we’ll do better than what they have anticipated…….. so again it’s our India, our pride……

AT&T….

Once doctor told to his patient “Please stop having tea & coffee……. these got caffeine & tannin which might be dangerous to your health…..” then patient calmly replied…” Doctor….. I can compromise to take breath but I can’t even imagine my day without tea or coffee…..i’m addicted….” this is how the chay premi reacts when asked to skip tea or coffee…… 

It’s mythology that once when Lord Vishnu was asked by his pupils that ‘Prabhu how will we get your darshan in Kalyug’ then instantly Lord Vishnu replied…”I’ll come in the form of tea” ……so whenever some one offers me tea then by respecting to Bhagwanjee I unconditionally accept their offer for tea…. ;) ……. In western countries coffee is dominant over tea…… but in most of Asian countries tea is reigning….. this is the lonely menu in world where it’s preparation roughly varies….. Tea is the source of energy for both the physical and mentally fatigue folks…. A pleasant sip of tea always makes oneself so refreshing…… As said lot’s can happen over coffee and tea……. Those who are neither addicted for tea or coffee may be missing something best deal in life…..it’s one life & compromise with tea is restless act for me….. from business man, student, white collar folks……till road side men at work, all are Chay premi….. 

I am bit choosy about tea…..as i got my own standards for tea…… those who have had tasted tea prepared by me must be knowing how the tea should be….. Tea preparation needs nothing but the sacred feeling to make it more & more pleasant….. Few of my colleague used to say me as AT& T means….(Ayyappa tea and tea…) …….Actually those audiences hyped my tea making skill & made me successful tea maker in town….. & now sometime as an alternative to IT, I see myself as Jamaal-chay walaa having chay ki dookan at roadside….. so it’s good business option let us see how others will get addicted to it……. ;)

Sprite Chaywalaa

Wikileaks series III – Ye Aakashwani ka prasaran hai ………

Namashkaar ye Aakashwani ka Pune prasaran hai …………FM band 101 mega hertz pe aap sabhi logonka ka swagat hai…….… theekh dophar ke 2 baje hai………. ab aap sun ney ja rahe hai……………. Hamara aglaa karykram ‘Vividh-Bharati’ …………… (music at background)

 ‘Vividh-Bharati’ ke es ranga-a-rang karykram mein aap sabhi fauji bhayinoka swagat hai ……………..hum aaj aapke liye laye hai kuch behtareen ganoke nagme……………. karykram ke shuruwaat mein hum aapko sunane wale hai filam ‘Gulaam’ ka ye geet jisko sun ney ki pharmaish ki hai…………….

1)      Seattle se Nayab Subedaar ………….Parkaas babu …………Guwahati se hawaldaar Ranendra Dhar ne… …Florida se Sipahi Mangal ram ………….. Dehradun se Subedar suttu ne

2)      Hinjewadi phase-III se ………… post man alias LIC agent alias boks-the-child-segment ne………..……Coimbtore se quintal kid alias lieutenant james…… the king of food times ……….. ;)

3)      Poona se Brigade commander ……Brigadier Sprite ne…….. Mumbai se Lance-nayak Ram jha ne…….Bengluru se ……….. Subedar major Chinmay ne………..Hyderabad se ……….. jail se bhaga huvaa kaidi ……Charles shobhraj ka chotaa bhai …….. Prisoner of war (PoW) …..Bandya ne………… J

4)      aur aas paas ke gaon dehaat se sonu, monu, tinu, chotu, motu, Sujay, Mandar, shivaji, khandu, Subbya, nana – nani, chacha-chachi, dada-dadi, sharif shilaa avam badnaam munni ne……………. ;)

Es gane ko gaya hai Lata mangeshkar aur Kishor kumar ne…… bol hai Majnoo Sultann puri ke…… aur esey sangeet badhh kiyaa hai R D barman ne…… aur filam ka naam hai …  “Gulaam” ……. pesh hai gana

Nayak                   : aye kya bolti tu

Nayikaa                : aye kya main boloon

Nayak                   : sun

Nayikaa                : suna

Nayak                   : aati kya khandala

Nayikaa                : kya karoon aake main khandala ……….aur waise bhi tere paas aane jane ka bus / local ka kirayaa / paisaa hai kyaa………. Hehheh….

Christmas eve….

Every day is common until and unless something special happens on that day…. there are no evidences, when calendar has started ……. but anyway any god’s bithday is celebrated religiously in respective religion & region…. Jesus Christ is said to be born on 25th December so this date is celebrated as Christmas across the globe… this is one of the festival in the world, where almost every country particiaptes with equal joy and zeal…….

I alongwith with my friends, used to go to nearest catholic church in my childhood days … We had the curiosity to see the rituals happening on x’mas eve in church…. & it was great experience to see the stuff in chilly weather…… Christanity is one of the liberal community in the world & that’s may be the reason why they are so developed than the narrow minded, fundamentalistic communities…… Sticking with core values and tradition is anytime a good bet…..but if the same values are hindering your growth then one has to be flexible in that case…… being called as human, we need to support humanity first and foremost….everyone has right to undergo fair amount of better lifestyle, education and good health….. time has come to cross these man made bars to improve overall health of the humanity across the globe….so festivals like this will always remind us to spread the message of peace and prosperity across the globe….

Wikileaks Series – I from western HQ

Newton was for sure not as amazed as I’m, when I see the happenings around in IT industry…………….. they said it ………… I denied it but IT proved it……………….. IT industry is too much dynamic so sometime I scare that going forward……………..global universities should not include IT industry as an example of perfect dynamic behavior …………. & patience of an existing developers as potential behavior (which roughly changes) ………………3 cheers for Non-IT folks………….. Garage wala log (mechanical & allied branches) IT mein amar rahey………. J
 
Throughout my 5+ career in eye-tea industry, I was on bench for 1 month ………….though few experts thinks that proportion is not correct & I should be justified by getting unknown days bench again……….. ;) ……….. kahne ko to log kuch bhi kahengey……….. but now days I’m virtually on bench but actually I’m billable………… my organization….religiously bill to client ………… I think client is so honest & so modest in that term……… though lot’s of scams are going in india from 2-G to common wealth (Ramlinga raju the satyam shivam sundaram kid is included here) ……………  they (client) still have trust on us……… but at my (4 bye 4 ka desk) level ………. I’m hay wired species on earth………… I assume myself on bench from this week onwards……… I really don’t need of any official announcement from management ……because I’m so sensitive so that I can sense it early…….heheheh  …….. isiliye maine wapas mail bhejne ka trend chalu kiya hai…it wil be wikileaks series…..& also I got many public demands from across the globe to start it again…….… kyaa baat hai umm……… ;)
 
Service based industry is really made me good for nothing except following some bakwaas lifestyle & thus made my decision more & more firm to leave this industry ASAP……….. do hazzar dus………..ab bus…………. & probably it should also cease my existence in IT…… I’ve lot’s of plans in my mind …….. & I don’t need any DB2 job to bind it………….. ;)
 
Current state of mind: (dedicated to lieutenant James who is extremely eager to get marry likewise as Politian’s who are eager to go for scams ……… ) 
“Tune wo rangeliey kaisa jadu kiyaa………….. piyaa piyaaa bole matwalaa jiyaaa……………….. baho mein chupake tune ye kyaa kiyaa………..wo wo Tune wo rangeliey kaisa jadu kiyaa………….. piyaa piyaaa bole matwalaa jiyaaa ……..” …. ;)
 
Regards, City Hunter (but I have not killed any tiger…rather I’m hunting the one who hunts tiger so Save tiger , gaay, bhais, bhed, bakri, A Raja, Suresh Kalmadi again………. ) J

Wikileaks series-II …. Proud Auction day…

Start      :
Good morning! …………. This is flight captain Sprite welcome you on board………… this is Airbus A-370 flying down from Glasgow to Stockholm ………….. we’ll cover this distance in 2 hour 30 minutes……  the outside temperature is 10 degree and we are at 30000 feet altitude………… relax & cabin crew along with beautiful air hostess are ready to serve you ……….. thank you! ……….
End of start…..                 
 
Today is D-production for me (night support)…….. few modules went fine & few are struggling to adjust in production making me more disturbed ……. ;) ……….. so after long time, I’m supporting the post production activities…………. But whatever, kanbay-capgemini delivery models is unmatched………… & that will remain stand as bench mark to ex-kanbaytee aka CapG kids ……..  it’s end of SDLC cycle & I’m witnessing the last breath of my modules……… ;) … ….. fixed bid is really making production modules as proud – auction between vendor & client……& now let see how auction market is………
 
Client                    : hmmm what else you have this time……….
Sprite (vendor) : Sir………. I got few IDMS ……….. CICS-DB2 modules along with regular cobol & phata huvaa JCL…………
Client                    : hmmm….what is the Christmas offer……..
Sprite                    : Santa clause 1 sec…….. this time buy 2 get 2 offer is going on for cobol-db2 modules……… buy 1 get 3 free for ……CICS & it’s allied maps ……………
Client                    : what is that buy 2 get 7 free offer………….
Sprite                    : Arey bhai………….. wo 2 cobol module pe ………..7 copybook free hai……………. ;)
Client                    : kyaa baat kar raha hai………ok………any surprise gift this time……….
Sprite                    : tu jindagi mein nahi sudhregaa ……anyway……. This time we got……….. JCLERROR prone Job series for you……+ 1 table with lots of space…….. but please don’t call it as table space…… ;)
& we don’t have warrantee period this time as we can’t guarantee about our self so products prepared by us stands nowhere……… So offer is ambiguous until it exists…… jaldi bolo ……jaldi bolo…….. rastey ka maal sastey mein……..rastey ka maal sastey mein…… special spot offer buy any 5 modules & get 2 domain certificate + 1 technical certificate free free free…. J
 
& due to ongoing code deliveries …….Global clients must be fainted by now … … Indians again proved that, they are bad in perfect delivery ……… ;)

The Howrah Mail…….

UN is about to declare Bengali language as the sweetest language in the world…….. Most of you will wonder about this news but its true & I authenticate this news as I’m in between bengalies :)   ….As exploration & innovations created many sailors & travelers around the world & I was not exceptional ……… I explored this city a lot……… & the rich history & culture lured me for an instance …………..
 
its great deal to anyone to hunt this city ……… as many schools, colleges established in early 19th century……… making this city far advanced in terms of latest science & technology that moment………city got many heritage & historical sites from Thakur badi (Rabindra nath tagore’s birth place), writers building, Victoria memorial, Scottish church, Howrah bridge, belur math, Kalighat to coffee house, science city, eden gardens ……. city has raised many international celebs like international poet Gurudeo Rabindra nath tagore…….. Hindu monk Swami Vivekanand…… Netaji bose….. Raja Ram mohan roy…… at some extent Mother Teresa…..  Amartya sen……. Sourav Ganguly…Kishore kumar, ….Sushmita sen & no. is huge……. City is blessed with Trams, metros, launchers, locals  & all possible commuters medium which you can think of….. you just name it & you’ll have it in this city…… Durga pooja in Kolkata is unmatched…… those who thinks Ganesh Festival in Poona or Mumbai is huge, are in illusion……Durga pooja in Kolkata is & will remain as one of the most electrifying moment in my life…..….. Maach-bhat lovers are crazy about football & I’ve seen the clashes between Mohun began & east Bengal……. All these stunning events make it truly as city of joy…… Red comrades are driving factors in states overall growth….?? ……….. Maa Mati Manush is desperate to get into Writers ……..growth of Intellectual capital of india was lost in between … but whatever it is, city got its own charm which always lures to others ………….things are changing now…. Hidden strikes & crouching mindset is changing ….. city is standing tall & surging ahead & will soon emerge as one of the most promising city in eastern hemisphere of the world & we all Indians have got best wishes for it….
 
N.B:
I’m on bench but still managing to get system & writing these kind of huge mails…….sorry for inconvenience caused……waise main Kolkata ke upar ek kitaab likhane wala hoon…….kitaaber daam shudo matro 50 taka………..hehhee……. ;)

In favor of Peace…..

We fought many wars with Pakistan…………& we won in all…………. Pakistan as nation is not acceptable to any civilized country who believes in peace & prosperity……….. even after formation of Pakistan Jeenha wasn’t confident about long term vision for his country………his secular principles might have been crushed by some fundamentalist in later phases…..……. The national anthem of Pakistan was written by Hindu …………. Which was then customized into urdu ……..since it’s division from India……..pakistan always have created trouble in our nations growth and progress……….. Competition should be happen in equal power nations / entity………..but Pakistan always loves to follow our footprints though it’s costing him & putting him under debt………both nations are figting on th highest battlefield in the world i.e. in Siachin Glacier…….average cost per day for Siachin is 4 crore rupee……….we can’t loose it as it may allow a direct access to Pak & china……………our soldiers are fighting day in & day out on fronts & borders to save & protect our mother land……
 
But the recent initiative of Times of India to launch Aman kI Asha initiative is not justified on any grounds to any patriotic fellow……….i strongly offending this initiative…….. we don’t need to initiate the peace with cunny neighbors ……… I’m planning to lodge a petition for this initiative…….. go and talk with any soldier how do you feel about Aman ki Asha………….he may kill the other side who is asking question……I was in NCC for 5 years & was partially inspired & grown up in military background….so these things really makes no sense ………… & another such incident of Sania Mirza is still even not justified too…………. She has to surrender her indian citizenship before going for NIKKAH with Pakistani…….. friend of enemy is also an enemy….. I really don’t know why fundamentalist groups like VHP, RSS….in India had not spit the fire on this ………  anyway we have democracy in place & all our civic rights are up & running ………. It happens…… we should appreciate the initiative like “Jago Grahak jago & Jago rey of TATA tea……” ……. We need these kind of initiative for making our country more & more developed, powerful, culturally rich, prosper & proud……& we don’t need kisi bhi Aman ki asha….as we got many ASHA named girls in India….. ohh….just kidding…… ;)
 
P.S: I got least work today & thus inspiring to write mails………. Don’t irritate please….. & I’m off for this month….Minci……Sprite…

Festival time……

Probashi bengalies, Sylheti begalies, Indian bengalies and all the bengalies in any corner of the world ……..Namoshkaar……………. ;)
 
Having 1.2 billion population ……many states, many regional languages, many religion, caste, creeds, communities & societies but still united always & forever………  this is what our country is…….. it is said that, standing tall against all odds means courage & INDIA…… we got internal clashes, disputes and enmities too but celebrates each and every festival which may belong to any region or religion, with equal joy & happiness & trust me it is rare & unique quality of our nation…….. 
 
Now coming back on track, atmosphere in city of joy has changed from neutral, dull to sensational & electrifying from last couple of days…… Durga Puja is already started & Kolkata is all set to celebrate this festival with never ending zeal & enthusiasm……….. it’s really honor to strangers / Non- Bengalies to witness this festival…… & we are honored…… 
 

So wishing you and your family a very Happy Durga Puja…………
 
Thank you!

TINGOO TAPRIWALA….

Army cannot run with empty stomach..it needs the logistic support to continue the war……same way in IT industry the bhola bhala, hard working developer cannot survive if he doesn’t have sutta in past time….so as you see the ice candy shop just nearby to every school same way you will find the TAPRI aka chay ki dookaan nearby to every IT company….
 
I always wanted that I should have UDHAARI in some hotels…where they will always say to me “ Arey bhai kab UDHAARI dega…?, Tumne bola kal doonga abhi tak nahi diya….” Saab aap bole 10 tarikh ko doonga abhi tak nahi diyaa…., saab ab aapka total 1200 rupiyaa hua hai kab doge…?…so on & so forth….” Good questions to answer…. J
Aur phir main bolungaa…”Arey doonga naa bhai kaha bhaag ke jaa raha hoon…” arey kal pakkaa doongaa….tension mat lenaa yaar….” J
 
Now, we have also a tapri nearby to us…& owner is ‘TINGOO’ …the fat, young kid always seems to be busy while making tea or serving the tea….. yups he was good friend of mine before the clashes which happened in last month…… ;) TINGOO had offered me credit (UDHAARI)…….. & I was damn happy as I wasn’t need to pay the bills with every visit to tapri…I was paying him money in lump-sum amounts….. days were running fine until one day when I saw the great deficit in the balance sheet (UDAHARI book which tinggo maintain religiously )J….   I was as angry as the employees in Satyam when they heard the Ramlingaa raju messed up with balance sheet…… being ideal, civilized citizen instantly I stood up against the false activity done by TINGOOO……
 
I said” Tingoo I can find the huge difference in balance..i haven’t had this amounts stuff from your TAPRI…” TINGOO then calmly replied…”Calm down sir…..it’s part & parcel of UDAAHRI…you are liable to pay interest…” ..the moment he said this I imagined the ad in TV…”Jago Grahak JAgo..” …uffffff…..i said to TINGOO…”if it continues to happen, then sorry to say that I’m not interested to keep UDHAARI..” he said “‘if it happens then that will be my highest pleasure…..” I found myself nowhere…. J since then I have started a cold war with TINGOO….. he is like US …& I’m like Russia….but he is not Ronald Reagan & I’m not Mikhile Gorbachev…. ;) but yes it’s cold war…. J
 
I had UDHAARI around 800 INR….. & I paid it on regular installments without asking for bail-out from any bank…. J now I’m quite sidhaa sadhaa developer who don’t believe in UDHAARI……pays on time…. J don’t you think that I’m growing damn fast…… ;)
 
Regards,
On behalf on Ministry of commerce & Ministry of public welfare …
JAGO GRAHAK JAGO…. ;)

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